Tails of Maggie & Katie: Need a couple of extra dogs?
by B. A. Brown
I have two I would be glad to ship to you. In a styrofoam box, with dry ice to ensure freshness.
Nice and early this a.m. - before the sun was up -- I woke to the ominous sounds of a dog barfing.
I turned on the light (I now know better than to just leap out of bed; Chester used to come and wake me up AFTER he had barfed, customarily right next to the bed. Apparently he felt it important that I know, but not important enough to tell me prior to the event.).
Nothing untoward in view.
I get up, turn on the hall light, look around. Nothing yet.
I cross to the lamp in the living room, turn it on.
Oh. There it is.
Someone has barfed on the couch. Not only that, but they have prepared the landing area prior to ejection. They have carefully removed the sheets to expose the bare upholstery first.
..continue reading Tails of Maggie & Katie: Need a couple of extra dogs?
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment