Goose Down Races - Doo Dah, Doo Dah Maggie has discovered The Pillow
by B. A. Brown
Nice soft pillow, feels so good under her little head.
She used to like the lower left hand corner of the bed: she could rest her chin on the windowsill and look out.
Nope - now The Pillow is the best! When it is time for bed she races me to the room leaps on the bed and stakes her claim. At other times, she intimidates Katie - nudging, whining, face-licking (prelude to whisker-trimming, which is a whole other story: Katie is shorn of whiskers) until Katie moves off the bed. And a triumphant Maggie takes possession of the Prime Pillow Position.
I have to threaten dire physical harm before she moves off the pillow. She begins by ignoring me. She feigns sleep. She then stretches as though she is still dreaming. I repeat the demand. Then she graduates to smarmy "Oh please oh PLEASE don't make me move!" which escalates to shoulder-curling, two paws together, puppy fetal position upward look thru lashes "Oh please oh PLEASE???" and then the final ploy: fawning,
eyelash-batting gentle hand-licking.
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