Tails of Maggie & Katie: Living alone.... It is dark. Very dark

Living alone.... It is dark. Very dark

by B. A. Brown

I have difficulty breathing. A heavy weight is upon my chest. Heart attack? Pneumonia? Should I panic?

Experimentally, I wriggle my toes. Working. I move my fingers about.Working. No pain down left arm -- isn't that a sign of a heart attack?

I cannot see anything. No perception of light or dark.
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A strange fluttery feel upon my face. Maybe some crawly-skin feeling about my neck

Perhaps a stroke? That would explain the blindness.

I try some of the large muscle groups.

I am possessed of all my limbs and digits.

But I still cannot move. Think~! Paralysis, what is paralysis a symptom of?
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Again - maybe a stroke. Blindness, paralysis, How on earth will I summon
help?

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Tails of Maggie & Katie: ar Mom has a new jok but I don think its funnee!

Tails of Maggie & Katie: ar Mom has a new jok but I don think its funnee!

by Maggie Brown

ar Mom has a new jok but I don think its funnee!Yu no we hav ar Speshul Tym wif Mom.

Wen she goz inna liddul room an sits on ar other water dish. Wy she cant piddle owtsyd lyk everybuddy elss I dunno. Its ar water dish yu no.

So we goz inna liddul room wif her an she gifs us gud bak scratshes. She got nuthin elss to du wen she is thayr.

Sumtyms we gotta wayk up an run in thayr befor she leefs or elss we don get ar Speshul Tym.

...continue reading Maggie's first story ar Mom has a new jok but I don think its funnee!

Tails of Maggie & Katie: A Strange Occurrence

Tails of Maggie & Katie: A Strange Occurrence

by B. A. Brown

Hmmm...

We have a bag of peanut butter flavored dog biscuits.

We have a bag of beef basted dog biscuits.

Katie loves the beef-basted.

Maggie loves the peanut butter ones.

The bags are the same size. The peanut butter ones are actually smaller than the beef ones; as they are sold by weight, one presumes that there would be a few additional peanut butter ones in the bag.

Each dog gets ONE of her favorite kind in the morning, and ONE after dinner.

I usually keep the bags atop the washing machine.

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